MHGO #12 Bloat-be-gone.

I just got done watching Steven Kings "Thinner", and I truly believe this is the diet meant for me.

With that being said, does anyone know an old pissed off gypsy man? Bloat-be-gone!!!!!

MHGO #11 ___ to the world!

Finally the year is over. I placed all the necessary calls on Christmas day and said all the expected, stereotypical, comforting bullshit. Why do we find it necessary to fit these exercises into our regimen on these highest of holidays? The reasons I call my family is 75% because society expects me to do so, and doing it in front of my boyfriend and his family earns me another 3%,and 22% percent to evade a fight and to ensure the "nice" conversations and rare checks keep coming.

It is weird for me, a gay male, to throw stones at any holiday, but in my 27th year of absurdity I find myself required to bloat and expel.

Ooooo work it out you new years baby!!!!!!!

-M

MGHO #10 Creative Writing...

I am up late and wrote this poem. It is VERY deep in some subjects, and yet very trite in the same degree.


Luminous is the sky, what a sight, what a toll. And my father walked under to bring me to the world. I saw as I came what I would be and all, and I sank and became enchanted by the old.

The ways they washed through me, not a word not a voice. And I grimaced and laughed for the man I had become. For the man I now see would have to forgive twice.

Watch now and sing…O’ the drums and the toll of the bell that rings inside and out of the life I made…here it is , buzz, buzz. Hello.