MHGO #56 Newsflash

Listen. People cheat. It happens every day and no one pays attention. I am amazed at this whole celebrity cheating scandle thing that has been the hottest news since 9/11. I mean really?

I have 2 points.

1. Sandra Bullock needs to divorce his ass and get a 10. Really honey fuck him. He is a fucking freak and you deserve a 10 not a 7.5.

2. Elan you are a retarded bitch. If my ex was Tiger Woods, I would totally understand, and he would not be my ex. He is TIGER FUCKIN WOODS! You know how many girls want to throw him some strange? As long has he kept food in my belly, gas in my Bentley, a mansion over my head and YSL shoes on my feet.. I hope he fucked her good.. and whats for dinner? Bitch you screwed up... oh and Tiger.. stop crying. You have the biggest balls in golf and a shit ton of money.. go bang a stripper... or 20.

That's just my humble gay opinion

-M