MHGO #57 AAAAAATTtttttt Laaaaaasstt

Does this mean she will be walking round the house and answering AT LAST to everything.."Etta.. the eggs are cooked..At Last. Etta.. do you wanna go to the doctors...At Last. Etta..why are you being so weird today.. At Last.. Shut up bitch.. At last."

Crazy Etta

A New Era

Expect to see new content to be unveiled shortly on Gayborhood Radio and My Humble Gay Opinion. Podcast, text blogs, and video blogs are on there way!

MHGO #56 Newsflash

Listen. People cheat. It happens every day and no one pays attention. I am amazed at this whole celebrity cheating scandle thing that has been the hottest news since 9/11. I mean really?

I have 2 points.

1. Sandra Bullock needs to divorce his ass and get a 10. Really honey fuck him. He is a fucking freak and you deserve a 10 not a 7.5.

2. Elan you are a retarded bitch. If my ex was Tiger Woods, I would totally understand, and he would not be my ex. He is TIGER FUCKIN WOODS! You know how many girls want to throw him some strange? As long has he kept food in my belly, gas in my Bentley, a mansion over my head and YSL shoes on my feet.. I hope he fucked her good.. and whats for dinner? Bitch you screwed up... oh and Tiger.. stop crying. You have the biggest balls in golf and a shit ton of money.. go bang a stripper... or 20.

That's just my humble gay opinion

-M

MHGO #55 Potato sprouting roots

Sometimes I feel like absolutely no one cares about me. I know this isn't true. My mind knows it is not true...but it seems this way sometimes.

It is really HARD for me to do the daily things that everyone may take for granted. I want to go out and breathe fresh air.. I want to get coffee. I repeat.. i want to get coffee so bad. I used to do this everyday,and will never take it for granted again.

I really do feel that I am truly alone. When you spend 24-48-72 hours alone with out as much as a phone call this happens I suppose.

Really we take life and human contact for granted. I am pissed at the world.. it isn't good.

Random.

-M

MHGO #54 Couch Potato

Last Thursday, 3/4/10 I fell on some ice and fractured my right fibula and also managed to twist my ankle in such a way that it tore a ligament and I required 2 screws in my ankle to secure my bones so the ligament can re-attach.

I am off work for at least 6 weeks and going on STD (short term disability). This sucks beyond belief. I spend my days texting people, playing World of Warcraft, and trying to get people to come and visit me.

Just an entry to catalog an event in my life. More to come as I go stir crazy i am sure. Cabin fever is a bitch.

-M

MHGO #53 Caught in a Bad Romance

How cupid would usually join/force others to fall in love with each other, I have been sent to do what I do best: blog about (ahem) Valentines Day.

To be honest, this day has never really meant that much to me. It probably might have only got to me today, when I had to help about 400 needy couples. The post text of seeing such behavior is what will be presented.

As I have said or expressed several times, I believe we find solace and answers in the places we last look, and the friends we have neglected. I have spent the last 2 weeks trying to re-connect and affirm my relationship with people whom I have neglected for far too long. (Mot is the gay fad)

I listened to Alice in Chains "Heaven Beside You" for the 78th or so time in my life yesterday. When I was able to have everything else in my head shut up for 5 minutes, I was able to hear the lyrics that were being sung. The amazing lyrics that came out of the lead's mouth were some of the most heartfelt and experienced I have heard. An excerpt:

Like the coldest winter chill, Heaven beside you....Hell within".


I heard these lyrics today like they were fresh and new. I realized I had accepted the problems and challenges of my past and that I was moving through them to a new and better life. I believe that we all in some way live our life this way...Heaven is right beside us, so easy to get. If that is the case...why do we choose the Hell?

MHGO #52 Dummy Sex

I want to start this entry by saying I am not writing this promoting one band or group.

I wish everyone knew the power of great music. By "great" I mean "mind blowing", and by "mind blowing" I mean beyond explanation. I guess when I start a post like this, it would seem that there is no pleasing the author, which is totally incorrect.

I met my first boyfriend David when i was 18/19 in College. He was a great guy that just didn't work out, but there will always be one thing that sticks in my mind and has changed my life from it. That thing is the music we shared the weekend we visited the city I now live in.

David and I rented a hotel room. I remember spending as much as I could afford, and I think the hotel is still there but will remain nameless. (yes it is off the mag mile) That night I had the most amazing sexual and musical connection of my life. Sparing the details we made love listening to the album "Dummy' by Portishead. Now those of you that may know their music would think "how in the world is that sexy or even happy", and I thought the same thing until it randomly hit my iPod and I was too "involved" to get up and change it.

I just downloaded the album again, and it brings back so many memories. Great music changes your life, and has always provided me with more memories worth reflecting on than anything else in my life...

Have you ever had an experience like this...I would love to share.

-M

MHGO #51 Grammy Award Predictions..being honest.

I am going to predict now, even though I disagree with myself but I am being realistic:

1. Best New Artist: Taylor Swift
2. Song of the year: Single Ladies, Beyonce
3. Record of the year: Kings of Leon, Use Somebody
4. Album of the year : The Fame, Lady Gaga.

Obviously some of these are not my first choice, but I tend to be pretty knowledgeable and accurate with music award shows that actually listen to the music being judged. We will see how it ends up. But until it is fully announced tonight, along with the 3D "Liz Taylor, Jenga, Blanket, Elephant Man's body exploition... we can just pray. I will blog after it is all done. Stay tuned.

-M

MHGO #50 Getting Taller

Getting taller is an amazing song in the "real" Broadway Musical "NINE". In the song the main adult male lead is serenaded by himself as a youth. The song basically is about why the man can't get himself together when he knew more and seemed much smarter when he was a youth.

It seems that all of us can connect to this at some point in our lives. How many of us have said "If I knew then what I know now" or more relevant to this metaphor, "life was so much easier when I was young". Well why can't it be that way? Why can't we understand our conflicts we give ourselves as adults and decide to NOT have them. We should all close our eyes for a moment a day and remember to look at the things we have through a child's eyes..I think things would be so much less stressful. Things would just look pretty instead of costly. People would be seen for the fun you have with them, and not for what they are wearing or how attractive they are. I never remember being a child and thinking wow I bet he has a great body....well maybe not every time.

Could be true, could be false. But it is most certainly My humble gay opinion.

-M

MHGO #49 The trouble with reality is

So I am allowing myself a personal blog. Yeah, I guess it is not personal if I am publishing it to everyone but what the fuck... I finally think in the last week I have made peace with the break up of my relationship. It feels so weird to finally say that, and even more weird to even say the end of a relationship. I feel like I have been conditioned to be in a LTR, so when you have to change your mindset to date night or one night stand, it takes some gumption.

#50 is coming and with it I intend to leave all this in the past so what better way than post 49? Boys are retarded. I realized I need a man. There is a distinct difference.

I have learned a couple new and important lessons:

1. Breathing fresh air is important.

2. Everything that happened in the past is in the past.. and having read that.. it is now the future. What are you going to do to change it?

Tomorrow awaits,

-M

New direction

Dear MHGO team and fans,

Today I announce a new era in My Humble Gay Opinions and Gayborhood Radio Enterprises. My Humble Gay Opinion is protected under creative commons and the domain is protected years out so now is the perfect time to re-create what I thought this brand could be. What you will see in the coming days is the reincarnation of this brand.

MHGO is no longer about relating to me but rather searching for advice. MHGO will provide you the reader with the most up to date analysis,reviews and sensory descriptions of the latest (gay friendly) hair, body, and skin care products. I have 2 years under my belt in this industry and love soaking up information about what we all spend money on.. ourselves!

Get ready.. the best is yet to come, and you may even look better in the process!


Your Author and Host,

Marshal

MHGO #48 The great diversion.

Maybe its because I work in the beauty industry that I am so passionate about Diversion, and Diverted product. Diversion is "an activity that diverts or amuses or stimulates". Diversion often occurs in the beauty industry by people and often large groups buying items on sale and then selling them and/or re purchasing them for a higher price later. Diversion has become the bane of the professional hair care industry and L'Oreal is cracking down hardcore in its own way. Read below of one high profile case involving a Las Vegas Casino:

Las Vegas Story

MHGO #47 Partly Cloudy

I have decided that it can't be perfect. The omnipresent "it" being life. "It" just can't be. For nothing else than the fact that I have lived almost 30 (yikes) years of my life without that groundhog showing its head...no indication of summer or fall.

I think Groundhog day is a good day to rely on the oblivious. You really don't have to commit to anything and your whole moral principle is based solely on a mythical interpretation of a subversive mammal.

Just think if we could live our whole lives this way. Do you really owe this bill.. what does the squirrel see tomorrow?.. nope you are free and clear! What an amazing concept.

Why should this play so prominent in our weather forecasting and yet we still see our democratic process as a fair and even process nation wide?

If your gay do you get to vote on the groundhog? Do you have a couple more months of winter...or will America wise up? Makes ya think....


Marshal

MHGO #46 Harry

Wasn't it that movie "When Harry Met Sally" that they were the best of friends but figured that sex would ruin the relationship? I think I am going through the opposite. I think sometimes I fear that being the best person in the world would ruin our relationship. Maybe it is that if I act a certain way he will expect it. Or, conversely if I don't do all the things I am supposed to I can get away with it. I know I have been and am being selfish.

Trust me friends that is a hard thing for a bull nosed man like me to say.

I hope this all goes well. I really do. I have decided today that I no longer wanna be the asshole of the world. It was funny for awhile but now it is wearing thin. I would like to have said that it was me, but I know sometimes it was forced for other peoples laughter, and maybe that is what has caused my partner so much grief.... and that sucks.

-M

MHGO #45 Me

Well, MJ and I are going through a rough patch right now. Yes somethings were my fault.. but this was just the most recent.

Here is what I find shocking. Most of the people have come to the aid of MJ. This leads me to believe that people think I commited some sort of atrocity towards him, and/or that he is hurt. Do people think I am that bad of a person? This has led me to some serious soul searching. Maybe I am a huge asshole. Well I know I am... but I just didn't think it translated into "if something goes bad..it must be Marshal".

These are our mutual friends. If things remained this way between MJ and I is that how the dividing line would go up?

Curious questions.

Bruno.. and my thoughts

Readers.. I don't know what really to say about this film. It definitely is not Borat. Where as Borat was more tongue in cheek with its humor, Bruno (coincidentally both named with a B.)which is more shock than value. Don't get me wrong, MJ and I laughed our gay asses off at all the lewd and unexpected parts of the movie that we have come to love from Sasha.

I especially loved one of the final scenes where Bruno is trying to disquise his homosexuality as being a straight wrestler. Bruno is met in the ring by his former gay assistant and comes out to America for the first time to geers and thrown beers by the crowd. This is a shocking, troublesome and saddinging representation of the way homosexuals are unfortunately more than not treated in this country. What a way to wrap up a piece that straight America could laugh at till the last 5 minutes.

On the way out of the theater I heard 2 groups of people say how much they hated the movie. HA HA I love Free Speech.

-M

Mass distribution crushed again...

Now,and in the past I have been a huge supporter and advocate of Pirate Bay www.thepiratebay.org

Unfortunately,as of April 17th, this organization has been found guilty of copyright infringement, and faces up to a year in prison and several very large fines. Pirate Bay believed that by ignoring copyright laws and distributing media in mass quantities to the masses it was helping the artist more than hurting them. If you look up the interview with the founders on Yeast Radio (search pirate bay) you will understand my passion and also my sadness at this occurrence.

-M

Gay Tax Troubles

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MHGO #44 Taxes

Dear readers, it is appropriate that at tax time, I (Marshal-the-mega-bitch-annoying-bitch-cunt), expresses his opinion once again. My anger is based on the following:

1. Gay men and women continue to have the highest per cap in many U.S states.
2. Gay men and women refuse to acknowlege our/their place in America beyond being a public joke on Will & Grace, or a closeted designer on Christopher Lowell (we all know your gay you asshole).
3. Being that I and my partner are gay and fuck in the ass we have been relieved of our basic human rights as decided by our constitution, and yet not many people see anything wrong with this, because the ghost of Jesus disguised as an Easter Bunny came to them overnight and gave them Snickers Cadbury Eggs.
4. Being that said Cadbury Eggs are not sugar free, and therefore make me very depressed.
5. Being that unlike other pussy fucking Americans (sorry its true) I pay the same, and usually more taxes than you, the same medicare and social security as you, have to try twice as hard as you out of fear of predjudice (unless it is a job at Starbucks...then its ok... gays make good coffee.) to get the same or god for bid more pay than you......

AND I AM STILL NOT EQUAL...

Can someone please define how much more debt we have to pay to society to be seen as equal?

Just a thought...so think.

MHGO #43 thnx

I was totally put beside myself in the last few days by a dear friend of mine calling me "brilliant". For those of you who have followed me for years, you know I have surpassed several personal barriers of mine, including beating Fox news and being in the same list as Howard Stern for best comedy podcast. I have done all that so even though I get pressure daily do re-do my podcast, and yes I eventually want to do it again...... today is not the day. Today became harder than ever before because my friend Alex called me brilliant.... This man was/has been an inspiration for me professionally and personally. I do love podcasting and I love giving someone something to laugh at.. but now it means more. Alex, I don't feel more pressure because of you... if anything I thank you for the honesty and pressure to be the best.

I think I am coming back whores.. suck it up and blow it out your box, cuz here I cum.

-M