MHGO #47 Partly Cloudy

I have decided that it can't be perfect. The omnipresent "it" being life. "It" just can't be. For nothing else than the fact that I have lived almost 30 (yikes) years of my life without that groundhog showing its head...no indication of summer or fall.

I think Groundhog day is a good day to rely on the oblivious. You really don't have to commit to anything and your whole moral principle is based solely on a mythical interpretation of a subversive mammal.

Just think if we could live our whole lives this way. Do you really owe this bill.. what does the squirrel see tomorrow?.. nope you are free and clear! What an amazing concept.

Why should this play so prominent in our weather forecasting and yet we still see our democratic process as a fair and even process nation wide?

If your gay do you get to vote on the groundhog? Do you have a couple more months of winter...or will America wise up? Makes ya think....


Marshal

MHGO #42 30 years of barf

A 30 year tradition in Chicago has died. In the last 30 years the "South Side Irish Parade" has become a binge drinking tradition and an expected reason for employee call-offs on Monday morning.

The city of Chicago officially announced the cancelation of the repulsive (yes my opinion) specktakle of drinking and public urination on Monday, March 23rd.

I went once to this "event", and after trying to get to the actual parade route for 2+ hours, I turned right around. This parade/retardedness brings shame to the city and has evolved into something the initial founders in 1979 would have never have intended.

The city is one more step towards a healthy city.

MHGO #5 Such as..South Africa and "The Iraq"

Ok. I am not the brightest crayon in the box and nor do I pretend to be. But If I would have ever given an answer like Ms. South Carolina did at the Ms. Teen USA pagent, I would expect everyone I know to hit me upside the head and slap the shit out of my parents.

Who says: " Help Americans to read, such as the South Africa and The Iraq"? I feel bad for even posting it, cuz I honestly feel it will make you stupid by listening to this stupid bitch talk. Thank god for the bell that shut her the fuck up. In case you didn't see the video yet. I have reposted it here.

What a fucking retard! Enjoy!