Saturday, September 6, 2008

Antichrist-POW Star

Ok, I know it has been awhile and I have no excuse besides moving,keeping my relationship going, keeping friends from going over the edge and maintaining sanity. Fuck u if you don't understand..my real friends do. Yes the anti-christ exsists, and rather lives in the body of our GOP vice president elect canidate Palin. If you have any strength of wishes left in your body or soul..wish to kill this cunt.

Oh and btw.. I don't give a fuck what happened to McCain in the war. Lots of people died and didn't come back. They were not called a war hero and were never givin the bullshit reception he was.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

MHGO #010 Beware the singing chink!

Oh woe is me and Hillary. I hate this cunt more than my relatives and that is saying a lot. I also am fooled by stories of elephant vagina and get frightened by a singing chinese man! Download all the shows on iTunes or at myhumblegayopinion.com

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

My WORST lunch ever, and where to get it.

Below is a identical copy of the review I wrote for Dublins Pub on Yelp.com


I have lived in the "Gold Coast" neighborhood for 6 years, and I pass by Dublins Pub almost daily. They are always packed with the rich elitist clientele of my neighborhood. I ventured out for a "nice" meal today, since the weather was the most accomadating it has been in at least 7 months. Me and my friend decided on going to Dublins for our last minute lunch on the town. I originally wanted to go to Hunt Club accross the street, but since they didn't have one person dining there I thought it safe to go to the over crowded elitist Dublins Pub for my $14.00 romaine salad.

I have been to Dublins before and have had less than par experiences.(especially for the price), but my friend reasured me he comes here all the time for the Salmon Salad. We walked in and were greeted by a yelling voice from somewhere behind the bar (the manager) telling us to sit whereever we wanted. Being that as soon as it hits 65 in chicago all the rich people sit outside, we took a nice table inside, even though we were cornered in by strollers from single wives who obviously didn't have to work this day or the rest of the month. The waitress came around and asked us for drinks, I ordered a Ketel One Bloody Mary, and he just ordered water. She stepped off after we ordered our drinks and after she yelled my drink order to the manager (they must like yelling), without even acknowledging she heard the correct order...This is where it started to go totally down hill.

I finished 2 bloody marys before our appetizer came. When we were 4 chip scoops from the bottom of the dip bowl, my friend took his fork and scooped up a yellow , brown, and black blobbish thing and asked me what I thought it was. Fellow Chicagoians, I have taken food safety for previous management positions I have held in the city and I can safely tell you that I have never seen a yellow "rolly polly beatle" with 8-12 legs come out of a bowl of spinich artichoke dip, but sure as s*%# here it was. We promptly showed the waitress and I watched her bring it back to the yelling bartender/manager/line cook and saw him curse and throw the fork down and ramble off something too her. Our salads came and I have never been so afraid as I was then to eat a seared scallop in my life. My fears were verified when I cut open a scallop all the way (which already had cut marks in it from the chef to ensure doneness) to find it almost like pink jello towards the opposite end.

I assure you there are other places in the city like Hugo's Frog Bar or Tavern on Rush, to get a good $14.00 salad and not be afraid of bugs or food poisioning. Dublins should be condemmed. I will be tipping off the chicago health inspector to this occurance and hope they have a serious wake up call before re-opening for business.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

MHGO #009 $50 bucks a pop....literally!

Fake Kim Kardashian stops by for a brief snort,Who wants to fuck me? I only need 90 people, Free the rice queens in Tibet, and my official theme music all on todays My Humble Gay Opinion!





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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

MHGO #008 Da Bus

My adventures with the Chicago Transit Authority are discussed on todays MHGO.


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Friday, March 28, 2008

Binge and Purge

Look, I fucked the last post when I was coding it. If you downloaded it between 6-10:32pm then you got the same file as show 006. I just updated motherfuckers so delete your last post and eat this out. Get fucked... twice.

Marshal

MHGO #007 My first.

I am jesus on a microphone, my bf's herny,and a real story about my first time on todays MHGO! Sorry for playing Tool too loud at the end...they make my ass quake!





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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

MHGO #006 Fist Fuck

Wake up people!!! Why I have been gone so long, work pissing me off, my birds and retardation. Enjoy Sheeotch!!!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Inspi-er-ed

I am getting my artwork sheotches! I am so excited. Sorry girls I just got off of 8 days str8 of work and my puss hurts. I WILL do a show promise. Please don't hate my ass or unsubscribe. A better and more colorful ( and itunes listed) version is coming soon!

Sunday, March 9, 2008

An hour ago...

Very interesting stories about the clock switch you love to hate....

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Saturday, March 8, 2008

New I Promise!

Look, I know it has been forever. I know and yes I fucking know. I have been ridiculously busy (8 days straight at a time) and trying to go somewhere for 2 days for Matthew's vacation.

I plan on doing a new show tomorrow after work, since I have recently accumulated and/or heard of a bunch of bullshit going on in our great door buster sale driven of a CUNTry.

Love to all and you will hear me work it soon...

Marshal

Saturday, February 23, 2008

We the people try to care

An excellent example of one towns local news trying to care about gay rights in the election. We got about 39 seconds of this 2 minute video. Not enough glitter?

Fixed!

Sorry about the last post. You can now download it via any feedcatcher, email or iTunes service. I fucked up the encoding and I inadvertantly fucked all of you. Sorry, and next time I will use lube.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

MHGO #005 Bottoms Invade

The bottoms invade MHGO. We find out the truth about BP, we see the real shit in a cup and what the fuck is the big deal about the Oscars? All on todays My Humble Gay Opinion!



Thursday, February 14, 2008

Die Already!


Obviously even the women with St. John Suit's are not voting for her. Now, she is attacking Obama with every whoreish tactic she has up her foul snatch.

Would someone please kill this cunt?

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MHGO #004 Yes, its shit in a cup



I play a little song I found on Sirius. I found out what Valentines day is about. American Gladiators is a bunch of bullshit. Oh I almost forgot, Shit in a cup. Don't miss the song at the end, dedicated to my dear hag Lauren.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Hillary Goes Nuts

Um.. yeah Good one Hillary! Obama 08!

MHGO #003 Hindenshit

Does "shit sonar" exhist? Obama mama, grocery shopping burdens and bird abortions are the topics on todays My Humble Gay Opinion.





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Friday, February 1, 2008

MHGO #002 McSnow

McGriddles and Snow storms are the topics on todays episode of My Humble Gay Opinion! BELCH!!!!!!

Thursday, January 31, 2008

MHGO #001 The formalities

I'm BACK....In podcasting that is! The former famous podcaster, Marshal, re-introduces himself to the podcasting world and talks for a bit. More to come this was just the fart before the big shit load comes. Love you all and great to be back!!!!!