MHGO #46 Harry

Wasn't it that movie "When Harry Met Sally" that they were the best of friends but figured that sex would ruin the relationship? I think I am going through the opposite. I think sometimes I fear that being the best person in the world would ruin our relationship. Maybe it is that if I act a certain way he will expect it. Or, conversely if I don't do all the things I am supposed to I can get away with it. I know I have been and am being selfish.

Trust me friends that is a hard thing for a bull nosed man like me to say.

I hope this all goes well. I really do. I have decided today that I no longer wanna be the asshole of the world. It was funny for awhile but now it is wearing thin. I would like to have said that it was me, but I know sometimes it was forced for other peoples laughter, and maybe that is what has caused my partner so much grief.... and that sucks.

-M

MHGO #45 Me

Well, MJ and I are going through a rough patch right now. Yes somethings were my fault.. but this was just the most recent.

Here is what I find shocking. Most of the people have come to the aid of MJ. This leads me to believe that people think I commited some sort of atrocity towards him, and/or that he is hurt. Do people think I am that bad of a person? This has led me to some serious soul searching. Maybe I am a huge asshole. Well I know I am... but I just didn't think it translated into "if something goes bad..it must be Marshal".

These are our mutual friends. If things remained this way between MJ and I is that how the dividing line would go up?

Curious questions.

Bruno.. and my thoughts

Readers.. I don't know what really to say about this film. It definitely is not Borat. Where as Borat was more tongue in cheek with its humor, Bruno (coincidentally both named with a B.)which is more shock than value. Don't get me wrong, MJ and I laughed our gay asses off at all the lewd and unexpected parts of the movie that we have come to love from Sasha.

I especially loved one of the final scenes where Bruno is trying to disquise his homosexuality as being a straight wrestler. Bruno is met in the ring by his former gay assistant and comes out to America for the first time to geers and thrown beers by the crowd. This is a shocking, troublesome and saddinging representation of the way homosexuals are unfortunately more than not treated in this country. What a way to wrap up a piece that straight America could laugh at till the last 5 minutes.

On the way out of the theater I heard 2 groups of people say how much they hated the movie. HA HA I love Free Speech.

-M

Mass distribution crushed again...

Now,and in the past I have been a huge supporter and advocate of Pirate Bay www.thepiratebay.org

Unfortunately,as of April 17th, this organization has been found guilty of copyright infringement, and faces up to a year in prison and several very large fines. Pirate Bay believed that by ignoring copyright laws and distributing media in mass quantities to the masses it was helping the artist more than hurting them. If you look up the interview with the founders on Yeast Radio (search pirate bay) you will understand my passion and also my sadness at this occurrence.

-M

Gay Tax Troubles

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MHGO #44 Taxes

Dear readers, it is appropriate that at tax time, I (Marshal-the-mega-bitch-annoying-bitch-cunt), expresses his opinion once again. My anger is based on the following:

1. Gay men and women continue to have the highest per cap in many U.S states.
2. Gay men and women refuse to acknowlege our/their place in America beyond being a public joke on Will & Grace, or a closeted designer on Christopher Lowell (we all know your gay you asshole).
3. Being that I and my partner are gay and fuck in the ass we have been relieved of our basic human rights as decided by our constitution, and yet not many people see anything wrong with this, because the ghost of Jesus disguised as an Easter Bunny came to them overnight and gave them Snickers Cadbury Eggs.
4. Being that said Cadbury Eggs are not sugar free, and therefore make me very depressed.
5. Being that unlike other pussy fucking Americans (sorry its true) I pay the same, and usually more taxes than you, the same medicare and social security as you, have to try twice as hard as you out of fear of predjudice (unless it is a job at Starbucks...then its ok... gays make good coffee.) to get the same or god for bid more pay than you......

AND I AM STILL NOT EQUAL...

Can someone please define how much more debt we have to pay to society to be seen as equal?

Just a thought...so think.

MHGO #43 thnx

I was totally put beside myself in the last few days by a dear friend of mine calling me "brilliant". For those of you who have followed me for years, you know I have surpassed several personal barriers of mine, including beating Fox news and being in the same list as Howard Stern for best comedy podcast. I have done all that so even though I get pressure daily do re-do my podcast, and yes I eventually want to do it again...... today is not the day. Today became harder than ever before because my friend Alex called me brilliant.... This man was/has been an inspiration for me professionally and personally. I do love podcasting and I love giving someone something to laugh at.. but now it means more. Alex, I don't feel more pressure because of you... if anything I thank you for the honesty and pressure to be the best.

I think I am coming back whores.. suck it up and blow it out your box, cuz here I cum.

-M